Why old people are crabby...

Why old people are crabby is easy to explain... After being in the hospital and rehab you start to understand. You don't feel good, you have lost all your control, you can be fuzzy on time and space, you can't rest good. And what do you deal with all day? People telling you what to do. To be careful. Don't eat this, drink more water, do your exercises.... And the food is awful. And the coffee is awful. And you have to ring the buzzer to go to the bathroom. It really does a lot for the ego....

That is why old people get crabby.

Oh, let's not forget. Everyone is telling you to feel better soon. Oh, yeah....