Wgat an Um 80 all of a sudden?

What am I , 80 all of a sudden? As I became a little bit more clear of the ordeal I had just been through, the realization was starting to hit me. Using a wheelcahir, a walker, not allowed out of bed by yourself, dizzy , my vision had gotten worse again from the surger, my left eye wouldn't blink so I had to constantly patch it every 2 hours, and then there was the little matter of my face.

Halloween had arrived early this year...